The Cabinet Room

Who goes there?

The Cabinet Room is passphrase-only. Same passphrase as the Draft Room and the League Tracker.

History of Chaos

Log each roster (R) or scoring (S) change the week it's earned. A change enacted after Week N shows up in Week N+1's league, so the hints below compare the two. Sealed last-place changes (L) file themselves when HeirJordans or Jess opens them. Log The Blessing (B) under the week before it blesses, with the roster change it grants, like Superflex Slots 1 → 2, and the winner from the wheel as Who. It's one week only: the site adds "(Week N only)" itself. If the Cabinet steps in on a change, use Add ruling on its entry: the original stays on the record, and the site shows the amended wording with your note.

Logged changes

The Leagues

Leagues are found automatically: every HeirJordans league whose name reads "Week N" (a name carrying the season year — "Week 3 2026" — is someone else's). Untick a league to keep it out of the pool, or move it to another week; either one pins it so discovery leaves it alone. Paste each league's Sleeper invite link (League → Invite → Copy link) so the week page shows a Join button.

Payouts

Every final week's winner lands here. Log when and how they got their $100 and it goes straight onto the public Treasury on the home page. Anything not logged shows there as "Payment pending."

Recaps

Jess's weekly video. Once a week has one, it leads that week's page and sits at the top of its entry on the Scroll. The usual way in is the drop script on the Mac (node scripts/recap.mjs), which shrinks the file, uploads it and fills this in. Use this to fix a link by hand or take a recap down.

The Sealed Change

Whoever finishes last in Week N with a valid lineup seals (a team wearing the Invalid Lineup badge is skipped) one scoring change for Week N+1 only. Send them their private link. It locks the moment the first Week N+1 draft starts. Once every draft is done it's ready, but it stays sealed until HeirJordans or Jess opens it with their own opener passphrase (who opened it, and any failed tries, are logged). Then apply it in Sleeper before kickoff, and undo it the week after.

Every envelope

Members

Managers sign in on the home page with their Sleeper name and a 4–6 digit PIN they set the first time. That's what lets them claim draft seats, vote on proposals, make Oracle Picks, talk trash on the Scroll, and (for dead last) forge the Curse. If someone forgets their PIN, or the wrong person claimed a name, reset it here: it signs them out everywhere and they set a new one next time. To remove a message, proposal or seat, open the home page on a device where you ticked "Remember me" here, and the × shows on everything.

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GOTW Herald

Who's signed up for texts on /herald and which alerts they picked, plus the Summoning. A summon only reaches members who picked The Summoning and don't already hold a seat that week. HeirJordans and Jess can also text SUMMON (the soonest week with open seats) or SUMMON plus a room, like SUMMON VII or SUMMON 8 SLOW, from the number they signed up with. The site summons on its own 15 minutes before any draft that still has seats.

Summon

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League Copy

Paste this into the Sleeper chat when you spin up each week's league. Swap the [bracketed] bits for last week's podium and changes first.

*** Welcome to God of the Week, the Pantheon's Weekly League! ***

This league is for THIS WEEK ONLY, most points wins!

NOTE: This is not a chopped/guillotine league, we simply use this format of league for easier tracking.

As we continue to grow, we will split the weekly league into several evenly sized drafts (usually leagues of 10-12 each). Teams will be randomly split up as needed. The winner is the highest scorer across all God of the Week leagues.

This league is free to enter (sponsored as always by Jessicon, Inc.) but prizes are awarded!

WINNER gets $100 and the opportunity to make EITHER a roster change or a scoring change.

SECOND PLACE gets to make whichever change the winner did not choose (i.e. if the winner opts to change scoring, runner up can make a roster change).

THIRD PLACE gets to choose their draft position for the following week. They will simply swap places with whomever gets their chosen spot after the standard 4x order randomizations have taken place.

LAST PLACE gets a secret scoring change for the following week only. It's sealed before any drafts start and opened once every draft is done, so nobody drafts around it. It does not carry over.

Both scoring changes and roster changes are at the discretion of The Cabinet and must be within reason. A good rule of thumb is no more than double or half a default scoring value or a max of two roster spots added or removed, but The Cabinet will consider and vote on any proposed changes if needed.

Autosubs (2) are enabled.

LAST WEEK’S PODIUM:

🥇 [1st place]
🥈 [2nd place]
🥉 [3rd place]

CHANGES FROM LAST WEEK:

Scoring Change ([winner]): [Setting] [old] —> [new]
Roster Change ([runner up]): [Slot] [old] —> [new]

Live leaderboard, hall of fame + the complete history of every rule change: https://godoftheweek.com

The TL;DR

For new people who won't read the whole thing. Nothing to fill in — it's the same every week.

*** God of the Week: the TL;DR ***

One week only. Highest score across every GOTW league wins. Free to enter (thanks, Jessicon, Inc.).

1st: $100 + a roster OR scoring change
2nd: whichever change 1st didn't pick
3rd: pick your draft slot for next week
Last: a secret scoring change for next week only (sealed till every draft is done)

All changes go through The Cabinet. Keep it within reason. Autosubs (2) on.

Full rules + live leaderboard: https://godoftheweek.com/#rules